cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

(Source: urbanclictionary)

bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

lazyartisthoughts:

All these new characters are stu-Oh hey! Big Zam!

(Source: crookedskyline)

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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Why would you get mad at a bird?

thelittlelapdog:

thelittlelapdog:

because birds are stupid and part of the patriarchy.

PAROTriarchy

Get the FUCK outta here

fartymcmly:

cute date ideas:

  • follow birds around
  • talk to birds
  • draw birds together
  • go to the zoo to look at the birds
  • go shopping and buy shirts with birds on them
  • birds

postapukealyptic:

surprise it’s people

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)

psyducked:

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

Not unless you want a minty fresh butthole